POLLS PREDICT HEAVY WIN FOR SOMEACHAAR
Phamphamau - An opinion poll conducted by The Daily Someachaar in association with AC Neilguy, predicts a sweep for the Daily's inaugural post in the April Bharateeya Blog Mela. Voting is currently on at the BBM, but most observers consider victory as a foregone conclusion for the Daily.
The Daily's Rip Porter speaking to this correspondent said "We are confident of a resounding win. We stand for untruth and we believe that untruth has in it the ability to sway electorates".
Meanwhile a few other candidates on the condition of anonymity made accusations of server-capturing against the Daily.
"It is an open secret that workers of The Daily Someachaar captured the server where the poll is being hosted and doctored the results. Besides this there have also been cases of intimidation and bribery."
Porter however pooh-poohed these accusations saying,
"They can't handle the untruth! Why would we rig the poll? We are not gaining anything from the BBM. In fact we will be donating the prize, which will be an Amazon gift certificate, to the Gaurav Sabnis Residential Library. It will all go towards charity."
The Daily Someachaar's sources in The Daily Someachaar
told us that with a victory almost certain, they will not be raising issues like the Zionist lobbying that earned Vinod Vallopillil a ticket. They will also be putting on the backburner the charges of dynastism, with the Khanna brothers both getting tickets.
Phamphamau - An opinion poll conducted by The Daily Someachaar in association with AC Neilguy, predicts a sweep for the Daily's inaugural post in the April Bharateeya Blog Mela. Voting is currently on at the BBM, but most observers consider victory as a foregone conclusion for the Daily.
The Daily's Rip Porter speaking to this correspondent said "We are confident of a resounding win. We stand for untruth and we believe that untruth has in it the ability to sway electorates".
Meanwhile a few other candidates on the condition of anonymity made accusations of server-capturing against the Daily.
"It is an open secret that workers of The Daily Someachaar captured the server where the poll is being hosted and doctored the results. Besides this there have also been cases of intimidation and bribery."
Porter however pooh-poohed these accusations saying,
"They can't handle the untruth! Why would we rig the poll? We are not gaining anything from the BBM. In fact we will be donating the prize, which will be an Amazon gift certificate, to the Gaurav Sabnis Residential Library. It will all go towards charity."
The Daily Someachaar's sources in The Daily Someachaar
told us that with a victory almost certain, they will not be raising issues like the Zionist lobbying that earned Vinod Vallopillil a ticket. They will also be putting on the backburner the charges of dynastism, with the Khanna brothers both getting tickets.